Dear Christine,

YOU CAN TELL from my address that I am not from your island but a devoted fan of yours whenever your paper comes to us. Yes, I have a problem.

Christine I had a lady friend who is beautiful, sophisticated woman in her 40s. Her daughter, who is 18, is also beautiful and we've had our moments together.

Things were going great until my girlfriend saw us together having dinner at a quiet restaurant. This woman made a scene and threw me out of her life. Needless to say I have not seen the daughter since. She's totally unwilling to hear the other side of the story. With my lady friend, it was love, with her daughter it was just sex. Shouldn't she have at least listened to what I had to say?

– U.P.I.T.

Dear U.P.I.T.,

Your side of the story would not cut it with anyone but the most uncaring of mothers, and you can bet you're not speaking for all women either.

Getting things on with a mother and daughter is tacky beyond belief to say nothing of the hurt you must have caused these two women.

- CHRISTINE